It’s never a Goodyear
when I’m tired, exhausted
& piston by carbage
on the streets—

The Mazd-ugh, Toyot-ugh,
Tesl-ugh, Peuge-ugh,
Crapillac, Jokeswagen,
Mustank, Junkuar, ick-ick-
Buick & Chevro-let-down.

O’ to Dodge Ram it all
into a wall, sMashabish-it
to bits, Porsche it off
a cliff, demolish the polish
& Kias it all goodbye–
the degradiator, crutch,
rankshaft, fool pump,
trashmission, faulternator,
failpipe, craplipers, scam-
shaft & shlock absorbers.

Straight to the recycle Benz,
the Jeep heap Suba-ruins
& to Ford-get it all to Infiniti
without a car in the world.