1. Untouchable Uncle Unicorn under Universal Understanding, unbelievable!

1. Brother Brad, Bodhisattva, Beacon of Bliss, Balance & Boundlessness!

1. Captain Conny “Crusader” Cain culling “competitors:” Concede or collapse!

1. Golly! Grandmaster Gregory the Glorious, gold-getter in grappling God!

1. Adam Adams, Alpha & Arche-Alpha A+, accepting ALL achievement awards!